BOND 06.07 : the aftermath

THE MOST INSANE TURNOUT EVER.

My pictures dont do it justice. The night was fucking epic. Roughly 67 people showed up; I didnt know at least a third of you. We got stalked by the police before we even started, but Tim and I handled business. We sent the police off to take care of the real hoodlums in LA. And to my knowledge, we did NOT cause a single burglary call.

We did however accidentally involve two innocent drivers in a small rear end collision at a crosswalk when someone called a FALSE START on the first map. Ooops, but things turned out all right.

A possum was hit by a car and put out of its misery by my good friend Joel, who was the only person there strong enough (emotionally) to do the right thing for the poor creature. Meanwhile a crowd of vegan children cried like babies.

We lost Joe's girlfriend on the second map, and had to postpone the third run until we found her. There was alot of worry and dread in the air, some assumed she had been lifted off the map by some sort of predator, but we found her eventually casually walking toward the endpoint. There were hugs as well as tears of relief and joy.

At the end of each game, many people had enough and left, but we had such an insane turnout that even after losing 40 people, we still had enough hardcore motherfuckers to play a third map at Kingsley.

Thanks to everyone who made the night extra special. Next time, we need to do some laid back hanging out at the end of the evening.

And now for a vicious rumor... there is talk of hosting an upcoming BOND run in Simi Valley, so prepare yourselves.

Until next time kids. Thanks again.